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Be squirred, be very squirred 06 March 2003 ~ 17:04 News has reached Westminster of a new threat in the War On Terror. It has been kept quiet up until now for fear of mass panic.A new disease is believed to have been developed by Iraqi scientists which if unleashed could have devastating effects on Western populations. The disease is called scurius infectaris, or �infectious squirrel disease.� It spreads rapidly through the air and symptoms include the growing of a bushy tail and an involuntary desire to bury things in the ground �for later.� �We are very concerned� said a spokesman for the Government.
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